Monday, 23 November 2020

2020 Off Season

 2020 Season Recap

Gonna post all the winners for the big stuff (GS, YEC, ATP Masters 1000, WTA PM, P5). Chronologically, mixing the lads and the gals. But first, the main protagonist of this guano-type year:

Ain't I pretty?

With that out of the way, let's go!

Sunday, 15 November 2020

2020 Is Done! Hallelujah!

 London Calling



So here we are. The shittiest year ever is ending. Here's hoping 2021 will smell better. So the women are already done with 2020. That leaves the men with the grandest non-GS thing going this week. That is, of course, the YEC.

Sunday, 8 November 2020

The End of 2020 (for the ladies)

ATP Sofia; WTA Linz




So, for the women, we have the last tournament of this shitty year. The men still have the YEC to look forward to. A lot of people are taking this week off.

Sunday, 1 November 2020

We'll Always Have Paris...

 ATP Paris; WTA still zilch



Bogey said that, and that Casablanca feel is pretty apt in these times. So the men are having the last ATP Masters 1000 of the year, while the women are having a 2nd consecutive week of nothing much.

Sunday, 25 October 2020

Just For the Lads

 ATP Vienna, Nur-Sultan; WTA nada



ATP is still going strong, while WTA is almost done for the year. So this week is just for the lads. One ATP 500 and one ATP 250 (last of the four bonus C19 tournaments batch).

Sunday, 18 October 2020

Indoor. Fully.

ATP Antwerp, Köln; WTA Ostrava


 
The good Czechs managed to set up a WTA tournament, Premier, no less! That would be a penultimate gasp in a sick WTA season. ATP is way stronger and this week has two ATP 250 and also more to come next weeks.

Sunday, 11 October 2020

Indoor! (Almost)

 ATP St. Petersburg, Köln, Sardinia; WTA zilch



Last GS came and went, and this shit year is winding down. Definitely for the women: just two more tournaments (maybe) but not this week. The men will still get about ten tournaments, three of them this week.

Monday, 5 October 2020

Roland Garros, 2nd week

 Championnats Internationaux de France de Tennis



Six more days to go. Weather was not good to pretty bad, but thanks to floodlights and the new roof, we barely saw postponed or interrupted matches. Let's hope for better weather.

Saturday, 26 September 2020

Roland Garros

 Championnats Internationaux de France de Tennis



So here we are. The last GS of the year and it's Roland Garros. In autumn! I know! Already we are bracing for two cold damp weeks ahead. Who's gonna feel like a fish in water? Everybody is speculating wildly. All this because of the shit.

Sunday, 20 September 2020

It's the B(o)urg week!

 WTA Strasbourg; ATP Hamburg



Week before Roland Garros! In September! Yeah... the shit... Anyway, we have a Mickey Mouse tournament for the women and a stronger one for the men; but both were moved from their normal calendar slots. Both on clay (naturally), and both have pretty impressive draws, because some folks hate Rome but had to get some clay matches before the French Open (Frenchies hate it when you call it that... they go "Non, zees iz no FO, zees is Rrrrroland Garrrrros!").

Sunday, 13 September 2020

Clay season? Well... yeah.

Internazionali BNL d'Italia, Rome




Here we are, clay season after USO. Weird. Also we have an ATP Masters 1000 and a WTA Premier 5 right after a GS. Expect more weird stuff to happen.

Monday, 7 September 2020

Still bubbling, but some want clay

USO, Week 2; ATP Kitzbuhel; WTA Istanbul





So in this weird year (because of the shit) the ATP and the WTA decided to give some options for those that didn't travel to the USO. And given that we're gonna have RG soon, they naturally opted for some clay prep. These tournaments are moved from their regular weeks in the calendars to the 2nd week of USO.

Sunday, 30 August 2020

Bubbling at the USO

USO





Here we go, almost September and we're at the 2nd GS of the year. USO. Should've been the 4th. Well... shit happened. Due to that we also have a somewhat depleted field.

Tuesday, 18 August 2020

Welcome to the NYC Bubble

WTA+ATP Western & Southern Open, New York





The guys start at last. We have the mixed event in the NYC bubble set up for the USO. Should have been in Cincinnati. But the shit happened. It is an ATP Masters 1000 and a WTA Premier 5 (for 900 points).

Sunday, 9 August 2020

There was one, now there are two!

 WTA Lexington and Prague




Last week in Palermo there were no hitches. Hooray! This week there are two! Yes! TWO! tournaments. Still just the WTA is in action. The guys have no balls. 
Girls are basically split between Europe and US and there are pretty strong signs that this split reflects their intentions regarding the two GSs that we will hopefully get this year: RG and USO.

Sunday, 2 August 2020

There were none and now there's one!

WTA Palermo



Holy crap! No title strikethrough! Amazing!
So here we go again. Fingers crossed nothing bad happens and this goes well and we get everything running safely and smoothly.

Sunday, 26 July 2020

The Olympics! Remember that?

Tokyo Olympics


Last year this week the North American HC season was getting into gear. WTA San Jose; ATP Atlanta, Kitzbuhel and a mixed event in Washington DC. But this year all that was shifted and moved around for the Tokyo Olympics. Goddamn this is really sad.

Monday, 20 July 2020

US HC? Not quite.

WTA Jurmala; ATP Gstaad, Los Cabos, Umag


So we have some clay and one HC tournaments. All are lowest tier: WTA International and ATP 250. Ladies don't have any options but Jurmala in Latvia, while the gents get three locations in Switzerland, Mexico and Croatia.

Sunday, 12 July 2020

Post Grass Blues

ATP Hamburg, Bastad, Newport; WTA Bucharest, Lausanne


It's the weird clay mini season that pops-up after grass for some unknown reason. The men have an ATP 500 in Hamburg and two ATP 250 in Bastad and Newport. Newport is on grass, the other two on clay. The women are 100% clay and at WTA International level, in Bucharest and Lausanne.

Sunday, 28 June 2020

The Championships

Wimbledon


Grass season ending with two weeks on the AELTC lawns. Except you know... (But they were the smartest in tennis! They got pandemic insurance!)

Sunday, 21 June 2020

And closer!

WTA+ATP Eastbourne; 

WTA Bad Homburg; ATP Mallorca


WTA has a Premier and an International, while the ATP has two ATP 250s. Germany has the 2nd brand new grass tournament for the ladies in consecutive weeks! Also Mallorca has a new one for the lads. But of course they couldn't because of the shit. Damn!

Monday, 15 June 2020

Wimbledon is getting closer!

ATP London, Halle; WTA Birmingham, Berlin


Two ATP 500 and for the WTA a Premier (Berlin, replacing the Mallorca International) and an International. So you can say some juicy ones this week! If only...

Sunday, 7 June 2020

Grass season is here!

WTA, ATP 's-Hertogenbosh;

WTA Nottingham; ATP Stuttgart

So we're still hoping for some clay action in the autumn (fingers crossed), but the official grass season is completely wiped out. We might see some exibition matches and small local affairs though.

Sunday, 24 May 2020

Roland Garros. No. Not yet?

Championnats Internationaux de France de Tennis


Clay season's epic finale. Not happening now, maybe happening sometimes in September? Because of the shit...

Sunday, 17 May 2020

RG is getting closer! No.

WTA Rabat, Strasbourg; ATP Geneva, Lyon


The week before Roland Garros. The week to get a clay title with the big guns resting for the big one.  WTA has two Internationals and the ATP two 250s. In normal times, that is. Now everyone is pretty much resting. You know why!

Monday, 11 May 2020

Rome? No.

Internazionali BNL d'Italia


Another dual week. ATP Masters 1000 and WTA Premier 5. Crap! No Pietrangeli sights this year. This virus is starting to get on my nerves.

Monday, 4 May 2020

Madrid? No.

Mutua Madrid Open


The dual WTA Premier Mandatory (1000p) and ATP Masters 1000. SARS-CoV-2 took care of this one too. Poo.

Sunday, 26 April 2020

On clay, clay and clay (no)

WTA Prague; ATP Munich and Estoril

WTA has just one thing not going on (last year there were two things going) while the ATP has two. Because of the shit. You know...

Sunday, 19 April 2020

Clay getting hotter (no)

WTA Stuttgart, Istanbul; ATP Barcelona, Budapest

So enough with the SARS-CoV-2 jokes, right? Let's see who won these tournaments last year, shall we?

Monday, 13 April 2020

Full blown clay season (no)

Fed Cup (nope); ATP Monte Carlo (nope)

 

These humans! So disappointing! Washing hands, staying home. So hard being their friend! Still, yo! I'm your buddy, SARS-CoV-2, come on! It's f-ing Easter! Go see your relatives!
Ladies should be playing the Fed Cup Finals and Play-offs and the gents a huge ATP1000 in Monte Carlo.

Monday, 6 April 2020

Clay season start (no)

WTA Charleston, Bogota; ATP Houston, Marrakech

I'm still here! Buddy? Why don't you go to a party? Eh? 20 people? Come oooon!
Clay season is here! Virus too. Blah.

Monday, 30 March 2020

It shoulda been Miami

Covid-19 still rules


Hello there! I'm your buddy, SARS-CoV-2. Stop washing your hands! Nooooo! Stop that! It's a dirty habit! Damn you!

Tennis is on hiatus.

Sunday, 1 March 2020

Getting ready for IW

WTA Lyon, Monterrey; Davis Cup qualifiers



Indian Wells is just a week away so not much going on this week. Two WTA Internationals and a bunch of Davis Cup qualifier/play-off ties.

Sunday, 23 February 2020

Out of Europe

WTA Doha; ATP Dubai, Santiago; ATP+WTA Acapulco



The women go to a big one in Doha, the men go to Dubai and Santiago and then they all meet in Acapulco. Europe gets the shaft this week.

Sunday, 16 February 2020

WTA = Snafu

ATP Rio de Janeiro, Delray Beach, Marseille; WTA Dubai



I think the WTA management team's performance over the years deserves the title of this post.

Sunday, 9 February 2020

Still All Over the Place!

ATP Rotterdam, Buenos Aires, New York; 

WTA St. Petersburg, Hua Hin




The men again traipse on three continents for one ATP 500 and two ATP 250, while the ladies limit themselves to two continents, having a WTA Premier and a WTA International to play.

Sunday, 2 February 2020

Post AO Blues

ATP Cordoba, Montpellier, Pune; Fed Cup WG Playoffs



So here we are, 1st GS of the season under our belt, with a fresh face for the ladies and an old one for the gents (as per usual). But there's no rest for the wicked as they say: the men go on three continents for three ATP 250s while the women do the same for the Fed Cup World Group playoffs.

Saturday, 18 January 2020

Two Weeks Down Under

Australian Open

Mandatory map...
 
The big talking point is still air quality. As you all already know, the worst bushfires in a century plagued basically all of Australia for the last months. It's smoky everywhere. Hopefully it's getting better, because if it's not the players will have serious problems going forward (as we already saw during qualies).

Sunday, 12 January 2020

Almost Tasman Sea Week!

ATP Auckland, ATP+WTA Adelaide and WTA Hobart

Adelaide ruins my title! Boo!
So it's the week before AO. Things are quieter. Just a bunch of ATP 250s a WTA Premier and one International, so that the stress is minimal.

Thursday, 2 January 2020

2020 Here We Go!

ATP Cup, Doha; WTA Auckland, Brisbane, Shenzhen

Google maps uses now a flat map! Boo.

After a pretty long wait tennis starts again. We get a team event and an ATP 250 for the guys and a Premier and two Internationals for the gals