Clay getting hotter (no)

WTA Stuttgart, Istanbul; ATP Barcelona, Budapest

So enough with the SARS-CoV-2 jokes, right? Let's see who won these tournaments last year, shall we?

Full blown clay season (no)

Fed Cup (nope); ATP Monte Carlo (nope)

 

These humans! So disappointing! Washing hands, staying home. So hard being their friend! Still, yo! I'm your buddy, SARS-CoV-2, come on! It's f-ing Easter! Go see your relatives!

Ladies should be playing the Fed Cup Finals and Play-offs and the gents a huge ATP1000 in Monte Carlo.

Clay season start (no)

WTA Charleston, Bogota; ATP Houston, Marrakech

I'm still here! Buddy? Why don't you go to a party? Eh? 20 people? Come oooon!

Clay season is here! Virus too. Blah.