On clay, clay and clay (no)

WTA Prague; ATP Munich and Estoril

WTA has just one thing not going on (last year there were two things going) while the ATP has two. Because of the shit. You know...

Clay getting hotter (no)

WTA Stuttgart, Istanbul; ATP Barcelona, Budapest

So enough with the SARS-CoV-2 jokes, right? Let's see who won these tournaments last year, shall we?

Full blown clay season (no)

Fed Cup (nope); ATP Monte Carlo (nope)

 

These humans! So disappointing! Washing hands, staying home. So hard being their friend! Still, yo! I'm your buddy, SARS-CoV-2, come on! It's f-ing Easter! Go see your relatives!

Ladies should be playing the Fed Cup Finals and Play-offs and the gents a huge ATP1000 in Monte Carlo.

Clay season start (no)

WTA Charleston, Bogota; ATP Houston, Marrakech

I'm still here! Buddy? Why don't you go to a party? Eh? 20 people? Come oooon!

Clay season is here! Virus too. Blah.